Robert Pattinson Living at Reese Witherspoon’s House
The Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart/Rupert Sanders saga continues. After Kristen was caught with her pants down in a parking lot the proverbial shiz hit the fan. She issued a public apology that some sources are saying further angered the Sparkle God.
He packed up his hair products and sashayed out of the couple’s shared mansion. Kristen also left their digs to stay with her mother. Rob, on the other hand, is staying in Reese Witherspoon’s $7 million vacation home. I can just picture him lying on her Turkish rug in his underwear, crying in between handfuls of Doritos and singing ‘Everybody Hurts.’
As for the real issue…I know you are thinking, “BUT WHAT ABOUT TWILIGHT?!” Us Weekly checked with a random supporting cast member on the possible affect of Kristen’s parking lot muffin dive.
“Of course people are fans of us now, but I think above anything, they’re fans of these characters. I don’t think anyone’s really gonna give a sh-t. They’re gonna see the movie; it’s going to be awesome.”
I jest of course, but Rob is planning on honoring all his commitments including press for ‘Cosmopolis’ and ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2.’ Until then, he can take his feelings out on a pottery wheel during a Martha Stewart Living marathon.
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