Oooh I love this. Robert Pattinson is hiding out at Reese Witherspoon’s $7million ranch in Ojai, California – according to today’s issue of Us Weekly.The Twi-hards will be crying into their lard and donut sprinkled weetabix this morning before skipping school to get on the first Greyhound bus to Ojai and camping out on Reese’s doorstep to offer themselves up as pillows for R-Patz to cry hot salty tears of hurt on over Kristen’s affair with Rupert Sanders.He has Cosmopolis coming out in the US on August 17th but it’s still not confirmed if there’ll be any red carpets or press junkets ahead of the film.
Meanwhile, no-one knows where Kristen is. However, my money’s on her being with that deluded director friend of hers who’s all over twitter like a Twi-harder claiming that Us Weekly is printing LIES. *Shakes fist at sky*.
That or she’s had a shower and brushed her hair- that’d be a great pap-evading disguise. No-one would believe it was her for a second.
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http://www.bohomoth.com/?p=10678