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In case you were wondering just how badly Us Weekly busted Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders (Above, not Thor), the married director of Snow White and The Huntsman, she just released a statement admitting the whole thing. Which is pretty impressive, if not unprecedented, considering her team was given a heads up on Monday to spin some sort of bullshit. Via People:
"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry."
Ironically, this marks the first time Kristen and Rob have officially confirmed their relationship, so nothing like getting that out of the way in the context of letting the director of her latest franchise kiss her boobs in a car. Which is strange because he doesn't look gay or Jewish, and Kristen was still heterosexual afterward. So either John Travolta made all that stuff up, or gay Jews can shape-shift now exactly as I feared. Quickly to Chick-fil-a! Their powers are useless there.
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